First love letter of a C.A professional

First love letter of a C.A professional

A chartered accountant husband wrote first love letter to his wife..in accounting language

In the journal of my heart I have written an entry debited your love and credited my affection. Darling you write the narration as our relation are based on double entry system and so my love is real and tangible.

You debit what comes in and i will credit what goes out.your beauty is the capital of our business.Your eyes are stock in trade let us enter into a transaction.You secretly give me trade discount and i will openly give you a cash discount and thus we enter in a partnership.

Your trading and profit & loss a/c will show super profits .On the cheque of your lips i have Endorsed all my wealth and get them en cashed with my bankers anytime you want to do so.the little counter at my heart will always remain open for you.Even  during non.. banking hours.

Darling you just have a contra entry as you are on my debit and credit both sides at same time. And so my dear let us rectify all our errors and tally the trial balance of our affairs arithmetically without maintaining any suspense account.in the balance sheet of our life adjustment will be made automatically.The accounts will show true and fair view of lovely business conducted during the life.

This letter i copied from my letter diary  which was written 22 years back .so don’t remembered copied actually from whom and who is the author of this letter but found something unique so shared with you all.

Kanchan Hitesh Jain

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